Vote for Chumney. All the cool kids are doing it.
Here’s my pick for Mayor of our fair town:
and not just because she looks like:
Because she’s the only person who can dethrone the King and is the only one who can make it safe for me to buy groceries without fearing for my life.
Here is a partial list of some other cool kids in Memphis that voting for the lovely Miss Chumney.
Memphis Police Association, West Tennessee Chapter of the National Association of Social Workers, Robert E. Dean Jr., Perry Payne, Robert Brooks, Bob Martin, Bill Mason, Roger Perkins, Ed Williams, State Rep. Mike Kernell, Mike Scoggins, Pastor Melvin McCoy, Jim and Sara Chumney (that’s mom and dad Chumney). I’ll add more as I hear about them.
